What's the difference between a bullet and a human?

A bullet doesn't miss Harambe

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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a Mushroom

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