What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.