About 7 beers.
Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.
I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
I can't even...
Marry her.
A Viberator