Because they MINE as a job.
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He was in a deep depression.
He was a miner.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
Au, yeah!
He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
They're always picking on him.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
When he's a miner.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
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Because they were Miners... XD
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
A miner
Au
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They can't deal with attachments.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
He knows a lot about black holes
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Everyone takes him for granite.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
