Weiner Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

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What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Lamp post

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.