What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds