Britney Spears Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

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What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.