A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
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Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
The Saxons!
Elephants Gerald
They have no soul...
North Koreans have no Seoul.
because they have no Seoul
Plymouth Rock
Mount Rushmore.
The planes kept Stalin.
Terminal illness
He got in treble.
A: Violists.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me
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Because they don't have Seoul.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.