A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
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Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
The Saxons!
Elephants Gerald
They have no soul...
Homeless
The punchline is too long.
When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
They will tell you.
The planes were stalin.
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
He plays batminton.
You play it by ear.
Goad-diggers.
A hung jury.
Wrap music
With a bootooth
Justin Bieber
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
