Jazz Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

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What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.