What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

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Only one of them is organized.

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What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

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You planet

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.