What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon