Orn Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

Firetruck Jokes More Firetruck Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?

Jose and Hose B

Uck Jokes More Uck Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!