What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.