What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?