What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...