What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What starts with r and ends with d?

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night