What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What is a wolf's favourite dance move?

The Shuffle ... pack of wolves.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.