Kneel Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.