What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.