The Nintendo Wii-Tard
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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The Wii hours of the morning.
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Ennwii
Pokemon Uranium
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Wartortellini!
A Pikachoochoo.
A tennis ball!
He got crossed up.
Because the pictures were way to shaky......
He had served his sentence.
To stay under cover
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
Because then, it would be called Solved.
Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Goddamn right.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."