Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Dr. Pokemon.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !