Dark Joke Jokes

What do dark jokes and food have in common?

Not everyone gets them

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Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Dark Humor Jokes More Dark Humor Jokes

What does dark humor have in common with food?

Not everyone gets it.

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.