Infideli Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

A: KABOOM!!

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)