Gospel Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.