What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks