What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.