What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.