Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.