Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...