Ballet Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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He had his raisins...

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Hot pants.

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How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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The world's slowest vampire.

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Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

People Jokes More People Jokes

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.