What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.