What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball