Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.