Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.