Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What can you find on neckbeard bread?

M'old.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!