Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.