Venus Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

Mon Jokes More Mon Jokes

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

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What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!