Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What disease does a married man have?

onejina

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.