Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances