Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove