The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
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Because you know they did it.
A quarterback.
Fire Crackers.
something you keep black people in
Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.
You know he did it.
A vicious circle.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
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Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
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The car salesman knows he is lying.
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
Their criminal record.
Because he was in first place.