Oreo Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Bunk Bed Jokes More Bunk Bed Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.