Oreo Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common?

A: They both have had major burns on their face.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !