Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...