Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"