Brock Turner Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !