Card Game Jokes

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

John Lennon Jokes More John Lennon Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill