Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Horcrux Jokes More Horcrux Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".