Horcrux Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Ron Weasley Jokes More Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Voldemort Jokes More Voldemort Jokes

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?

Voldetort.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.