Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)