Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.