Fiancee Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.