Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
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Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fiancee
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A token ring.
Fiancee.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Because they spend years at sea.
How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.
Because black people have no rights...
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Because he couldn't find a date.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
Arcane-gel!
Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
Feyonce
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
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