Why did the man bring his jar of jam to the abortion clinic?

He had trouble unscrewing it.

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A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Phil.

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He's a party pooper!

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You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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Because his mother was in a jam.

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Sink-o de Mayo"

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Because the top said "Twist to open."

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