He had trouble unscrewing it.
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Fire in the hole!
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
He ran into trafiki.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
The ones with Jam in
Sink-o de Mayo"
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
