Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.