Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.