Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere