Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Previous Random Joke Next
Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.