Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer