Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.