Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.