Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.