Cheerleader Jokes

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.