A Magic Johnson.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
Being late
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
H-E-L-L-O!
A: Yeller.
Green Baes
ShakiRA
Toot and Car Man.
Praystation
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
An Aristotalitarian Regime.
Make me one with everything.
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
Because all the fans have left.
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
The mycollege.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
