Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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With a culator

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Because the steaks are too high.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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To pot the brown.

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In case of any night mares!

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A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...