Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!