Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final?

A referee

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

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