What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.