What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.