Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

German Jokes More German Jokes

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.