Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.