They are German and a tad-Polish"
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
Because he had a vowel movement.
Danke memes
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
A frog in a blender.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
One rabbyte
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
A fishing pole.
