Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German living in Canada?

A leder hoser.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract