Graze Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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What's a buffalo's favorite activity?

Grazing.

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.