Stadium Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

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I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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He didn't want to be called chicken

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