Stadium Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Met Jokes More Met Jokes

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Touchdown Jokes More Touchdown Jokes

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink