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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.