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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT